We’ve created this merch because it floats our boat. Seriously, we’re not here to start a fashion empire —we just thought it would be cool to slap our vibe on some swag. Plus, let’s be real, we have a busine$$ to run.
If you like what we’ve made, show your appreciation by buying some. As well as getting some unique, top-tier merch, you can enjoy the satisfaction of knowing you’ve affirmed our questionable life choices.
Wearing these items is unlikely to transform you into a “brat”. We’ll always think you’re cool though.
